Sorted By Rating

5 - Flute of the finest champagne/fine sparkling wine

300
Akeelah and the Bee
Capote
Children of Men
God Grew Tired Of Us
Half Nelson
A History of Violence
Junebug
The Last King of Scotland
Little Miss Sunshine
Somersault
Tsotsi
United 93*

* denotes that while it deserves a 5 from a filmmaking aspect, I think it's too early for a film like this. In ten years or so, it will be the standard by which to judge other 9/11 films but it's too soon for me.

4 - Pull of Chuckpucker

The 40 Year Old Virgin
Beerfest
Before the Fall
Breakfast on Pluto
Brick
Brokeback Mountain
Broken Flowers
Casanova
Catch a Fire
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The Da Vinci Code
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
Deliver Us From Evil
District B13
For Your Consideration
Friends with Money
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The Illusionist
King Kong (2005)
Kinky Boots
The Last Kiss
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Fish
The Lookout
Memoirs of a Geisha
Miami Vice
Miss Potter
Munich
Murderball
Mysterious Skin
Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor)
The Prestige
The Protector
The Queen
Snakes on a Plane
Stranger Than Fiction
Superman Returns
Thank You for Smoking
The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
An Unfinished Life
Walk The Line
Who Killed the Electric Car?
Why We Fight
Wordplay
World Trade Center

3 - 6 pack of Old Style

The Aristocrats
Babel
Bad News Bears (2005)
Blades of Glory
Borat
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Clerks II
The Constant Gardener
Crash (2005)
The Departed
The Devil Wears Prada
Down in the Valley
Failure to Launch
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia)
Final Destination 3
First Snow
Flags of Our Fathers
Flightplan
Good Night and Good Luck
A Good Year
Grizzly Man
Happy Endings
Heights
Hellbent
Hoodwinked
The Host
An Inconvenient Truth
Infamous
The Island
Jackass Number Two
Jarhead
Jesus Camp
Just Friends
Just Like Heaven
Keeping Mum
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kontroll
The Last Mimzy
L'Enfant
The Lives of Others
March of the Penguins
Match Point
Me, You And Everyone We Know
Mission: Impossible III
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Mrs. Henderson Presents
Music and Lyrics
Must Love Dogs
Over the Hedge
The Painted Veil
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Poseidon
Pride & Prejudice (2005)
The Proposition
Red Eye
Serenity
Shooter
Sketches of Frank Gehry
Sky High
Step Up
Syriana
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
Underworld: Evolution
V for Vendetta
War Of The Worlds (2005)
Wedding Crashers
X-Men: The Last Stand
Zoom


2 - Keg of Foster's

Aeon Flux
American Dreamz
The Brothers Grimm
Don't Come Knocking
Driving Lessons
Duck Season (Temporada de Patos)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fast Food Nation
Ice Age: The Meltdown
Inside Man
The Lake House
Madagascar
Nacho Libre
The OH in Ohio
A Prairie Home Companion
The Quiet
Renaissance
Rent
The Science of Sleep
Shopgirl
Shut Up & Sing
Smokin' Aces
The Squid and the Whale
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
Stick It
Talladega Nights
TMNT
Trust the Man
Waiting

1 - Case of Olympia (properly aged/conditioned)

Bloodrayne
C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America
The Longest Yard (2005)
The Marine
The Peaceful Warrior
The Ringer
Scoop
Stealth
Transporter 2
Wild Hogs



Zero, Zip, Nada - Bag of Hammers (hit yourself with one, move on to next hammer, repeat until unconscious or dead)

Because I Said So
The Break-Up
Date Movie
The Dukes Of Hazzard
Marie Antoinette
The Matador

What The F#@!? - Words can't describe the substances you would need to really enjoy this film on any other level than sheer absurdity and senseless masochism ... being me helps.

Ultraviolet