Sorted By Rating (2006)

5 - Flute of the finest champagne/fine sparkling wine

Akeelah and the Bee
Half Nelson
The Last King of Scotland
Little Miss Sunshine
Somersault
United 93*

* denotes that while it deserves a 5 from a filmmaking aspect, I think it's too early for a film like this. In ten years or so, it will be the standard by which to judge other 9/11 films but it's too soon for me.

4 - Pull of Chuckpucker

Beerfest
Before the Fall
Brick
Catch a Fire
The Da Vinci Code
Dave Chappelle's Block Party
Deliver Us From Evil
District B13
For Your Consideration
Friends with Money
The Illusionist
Kinky Boots
The Last Kiss
Miami Vice
Night Watch (Nochnoi Dozor)
The Prestige
The Protector
The Queen
Snakes on a Plane
Stranger Than Fiction
Superman Returns
Thank You for Smoking
Who Killed the Electric Car?
Why We Fight
Wordplay
World Trade Center



3 - 6 pack of Old Style

Babel
Borat
Clerks II
The Departed
The Devil Wears Prada
Down in the Valley
Failure to Launch
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
Fearless (Huo Yuan Jia)
Final Destination 3
Flags of Our Fathers
A Good Year
An Inconvenient Truth
Infamous
Jackass Number Two
Jesus Camp
Keeping Mum
L'Enfant
Mission: Impossible III
Over the Hedge
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Poseidon
The Proposition
Sketches of Frank Gehry
Step Up
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story
Underworld: Evolution
V for Vendetta
X-Men: The Last Stand
Zoom


2 - Keg of Foster's

American Dreamz
Don't Come Knocking
Driving Lessons
Duck Season (Temporada de Patos)
Fast Food Nation
Ice Age: The Meltdown
Inside Man
The Lake House
Nacho Libre
The OH in Ohio
A Prairie Home Companion
The Quiet
Renaissance
The Science of Sleep
Shut Up & Sing
Stick It
Talladega Nights
Trust the Man

1 - Case of Olympia (properly aged/conditioned)

Bloodrayne
C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America
The Marine
The Peaceful Warrior
The Ringer
Scoop



Zero, Zip, Nada - Bag of Hammers (hit yourself with one, move on to next hammer, repeat until unconscious or dead)

The Break-Up
Date Movie
Marie Antoinette


What The F#@!? - Words can't describe the substances you would need to really enjoy this film on any other level than sheer absurdity and senseless masochism ... being me helps.

Ultraviolet